THINGS I LIKE
- when people use my name in conversation
- when people say “this reminded me of you!”
- when people remember little things i say/do
- when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
- when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
|British Blogger:||Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of a popsicle* We call this an ice lolly which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.|
My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
yeah what you critics said would never happen
we dedicate this album to anybody people said couldnt make it
to the fans that held us down till everybody came around
[SMASHES THROUGH UR CEILING] [FLIPS OVER UR MATTRESS] [PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE WALL]
Will you make me smile? or just bring me sorrow?
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF
AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!
Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea
The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;
IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER