I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Today someone I know said being gay is a choice and wrong. I respect her opinion and get that it goes against her religion and all but like… No. I’ll like who I like, thanks. Whether that’s a boy or a girl 😠
It’s my birthday, I’m 16 now which means I can legally:
1) buy a hamster
2) have sex
The possibilities are endless.
Woah Woah hang on a minute
do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore